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Funny Stuff
How to Photograph Your Puppy
Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy's month
and throw in trash.
Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Choose a suitable background for
photo.
Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.
Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
Place puppy in
pre-focused spot and return to camera.
Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
Focus with one hand while
fending off puppy with other hand.
Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
Put cat outside and put peroxide on
the scratch on puppy's nose.
Put magazines back on coffee table.
Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over
your head.
Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say-
"No, no outside!"
Call spouse to help clean up the mess.
Fix a tall cold glass of sweet iced tea.
Sit back in
chair, put your feet up, sip your tea and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
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